not answering the phone - nervous talker

got's to write a poem
bitches on my ass
at the bar last
now i'm the big asshole
just ordered beer
"catch up you queer!"
the guys are yellin
gut is swellin
that's what i get
for not answering the phone

lack of dartboard - stick boy

o how there is no dartboard
which why there are no people
if only u had a dartboard
u would have more people

o how u are so beautiful
a dartboard would be so original
but you'll still make us cum
more ways than one

why the yankees suck! - nervous talker

do i really give a fuck
i wear a hat
not a u-ni-form
yet you mock and yell
until i'm forlorn
to a game i loved
when i was a kid
so i wear a yankees lid
as for the sox
they're brown, stained, and sux

jim's steak out - stick boy

i love the philly cheese
it is so aimed to please
how i would love to run my own
but i could barely afford my phone
o how i love the liquid cheese
because it is aimed to please
even though the people are sketchy
i will still find a way to be wealthy
if only i owned a jim's
i would be rakin' in the benjamins

how it smells to me - shadow girl

it reeks something awful
the way it smells
it hurts my head
the way it smells
in this bar
the way it smells
how does it feel to not be drunk with;
the way it smells

first time i was drunk - stick boy

i didn't know my right from my left
but that didn't stop me from starting a fight
she knew what i needed
and i knew she wanted my long penis
we tried to work it all night long
through what seemed the longest song
only to find out i had whiskey dick
which made us both get sick

first time i was drunk - random poet

i've never felt like this
even better than my first kiss
oops, i just hit the floor
but i've been here before
only because i was drilled
kinda like that last beer i spilled
just standing around
my sisters and their friends i found
drinkin mom and dad's liquor
tomorrow they'll feel sicker
cuz it's mostly water now
if they knew they'd have a cow

first time i was drunk - nervous talker

so i was 5
joey stashed some beers and wine
we invited the neighborhood girls
so innocent with their curls
then we drank
and we drunk
a girl passed out, joey puked up
i was god, yelling, "yo, what's up"
sipped my last beer and looked around
i awoke, i was 45