lack of dartboard - stick boy

o how there is no dartboard
which why there are no people
if only u had a dartboard
u would have more people

o how u are so beautiful
a dartboard would be so original
but you'll still make us cum
more ways than one

why the yankees suck! - nervous talker

do i really give a fuck
i wear a hat
not a u-ni-form
yet you mock and yell
until i'm forlorn
to a game i loved
when i was a kid
so i wear a yankees lid
as for the sox
they're brown, stained, and sux